Tom the Toad

Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad!
Why did you have to cross the road?
Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad!
Why did you have to cross the road?

You did not see that big Mac truck,
And now you’re just a pile of muck.

Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad!
Why did you have to cross the road?

Oh Sam the snake, oh Sam the snake!
Why did you have to cross the lake?
Oh Sam the snake, oh Sam the snake!
Why did you have to cross the lake?

You did not see that motorboat
And now your guts are all afloat.

Oh Sam the snake, oh Sam the snake!
Why did you have to cross the lake?

Oh Hank the hawk, oh Hank the hawk!
Above the airport you did stalk?
Oh Hank the hawk, oh Hank the hawk!
Above the airport you did stalk?

You did not see that big jet plane
And now your wings are all aflame.

Oh Hank the hawk, oh Hank the hawk!
Above the airport you did stalk?

Oh Larry the leech, oh Larry leech!
Why did you have to cross the beach?
Oh Larry the leech, oh Larry leech!
Why did you have to cross the beach?

You did not see that lifeguard rake!
And now you’re just like Sam the snake!

Oh Larry the leech, oh Larry leech!
Why did you have to cross the beach?