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I Knew an Old Lady

I knew an old lady, who swallowed a fly.
I don’t know why, she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she’ll die…

I knew an old lady, who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly…
I don’t know why, she swallowed that fly.
Perhaps she’ll die…

Other verses:
A bird/ How absurd!
A cat/ Imagine that!
A dog/ What a hog!
A goat/ What a throat!
A cow / Wow!
A horse/ She’s dead, of course.

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